(Title – 他是支理大人 – Tā Shì Zhī Lǐ Dàren – He Is His Excellency Zhi Li)
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The mottled shade of trees flitted across the bus window, flickering; azure skies, white flaky clouds like chopped cotton candy, and light green school buses driving smoothly on the road.
Ke Bu was leaning against the bus window with the right side of his face. He had a lifeless look in his eyes. The city is so big, you cannot see the end, find a wife, build a house, buy a piece of land, set up a landscape together, this afterwards is precisely headed for the road to disaster. Don’t know why, the brain suddenly flashed a line from a movie.
Excited new students stirred up the atmosphere within the bus with passion. He stuck his head out of the bus window so as not to make eye contact with other people.
Unexpectedly, a boy just next to him showed no understanding of the times and kept on patting Ke Bu’s shoulder. Ke Bu turned his head to catch sight of a bright smiling face. He clicked his tongue. So long as someone would show this kind of stupid smile, Ke Bu can almost determine that this is a fool.
( cannot adapt to current circumstances)
“Classmate, hello, my name is Gong Zhu. Because of a homophone, a lot of my old friends make fun of me by calling me princess.” He just couldn’t hold himself back from saying that. Then he chuckled.
( 「公诛」Gōng Zhū)
(「公主」gōngzhǔ means “princess.”)
“If it’s a homophone, boar should be right.” Ke Bu looked askance as he sized up this boy with his eyes: sparkling big eyes, small and straight nose, slightly upturned mouth, blushing cheeks, slender figure, and beautiful.
Gong Zhu was not angry, instead, he even flashed a smiling expression similar to that of a loving father who is forgiving his son: “You are very interesting. I think we will become good friends.” Someone appeared from the fairy tale world who tries to be on good terms with everyone!!
(「公猪」gōng zhū means “boar.”)
“No, I am not a good and honest person at all. Our attributes are not close. In order for both sides to make a good impression on their first meeting, their mouth being closed is the most appropriate choice.” Instinctively, he moved his body a little bit away.
Gong Zhu did not listen to Ke Bu’s words: “I feel a little nervous. This is my first time going to school so far away from home. Perhaps there a love that would be envied by others will develop, ne.” Innocent and unaffected.
“Is it possible that you are thinking about getting together with—and holding the book of—a beautiful young girl you collided with, full on? She coyly presses down her billowing skirt, saying ‘Ah, hate it, don’t look at it.’ When visiting the library, your fingers accidentally touch the same book and then you gaze at each other for 10 seconds. The rain falls and as one passes by on the street, she can be seen playing with an abandoned cat. She would rather be the one to get wet in the rain by giving the umbrella to the cat. Stop dreaming, these bad vulgar plots of reality should have been burned a long time ago.” Ke Bu, a very realistic child! Never having any positive illusions about the world.
Gong Zhu waved his hand to negate Ke Bu’s hypothesis: “I think it was a sudden bump into a powerful student president. Everyone else is very respectful of him. Only I will fiercely ignore him. So he is always looking for me, but does not want to see me and other people together. Or in the faculty room, while no one is around, the teacher hugs me from behind and whispers in my ear, ‘It’s been a bad day in class.’ Or suddenly waking up from a strange place and finding yourself sleeping next to someone else. Since then, there seems to be a bond that was formed between the two people.” The more he spoke, the more excited he was. His smile became more and more dazzling and as if the space behind his body changed into a pink bubble.
Ke Bu’s eyes slightly dilated. His entire back was almost quickly affixed to the window. He was well-informed. How could he not understand that what the “princess” described can make a complete BL plot!! He dodged the dazzling light and covered his eyes with his hands: Not good, it’s the first day of school and he runs into an outrageous xiaoshou. Ke Bu is now full of uneasiness about school life.
(「小受」[slang] bottom in a homosexual relationship)
Ke Bu was in shock. The bus started to slow down, then it finally stopped. Ke Bu got off the bus and followed the crowd. The grand school gate shone in Ke Bu’s eyes. There were towers made out of bricks on both sides. A black, European-style gate was situated in the middle. Uneven green walls surrounded the place. Ke Bu took out his luggage and stood amidst the noisy crowd of students. He squinted his eyes as he looked at the legendary school. This private school is fundamentally different than other schools. He managed to get into this school because of his father’s friend, who happened to be a teacher here. The school was located in the outskirts of town. From the nearest town, you can take a one-hour bus ride, but the service was not good.
Unknowingly, Gong Zhu was already standing beside Ke Bu. His eyes were bright and piercing. He was like a young girl who was yearning for love. Ke Bu looked in the direction of Gong Zhu’s gaze. With just a glance at the crowd, his gaze locked on to a man who was standing underneath the dazzling, warm sunshine. Every part of his body emitted waves of alluring electrical energy. He has a clear face and is damn good-looking. People didn’t dare to look at him but some just couldn’t stop staring. This boy was out of this world.
“Can, can I, ask, ask for your name?” A girl nervously asked.
“What?” His face was expressionless.
“Can I ask for your name?” The girl repeatedly asked.
“What?” He also repeatedly asked.
Gong Zhu asked: “Does Wangzi Daren have bad ears or not?”
(「王子大人」The Prince, His Excellency)
“If you will call him by that name again, I will turn you into a baozi daren.”
(「包子」steamed stuffed bun)
“Can I ask for your name?” The girl’s volume was a bit louder this time, as if really wanting to make a final confirmation.
“What?” She got the same mechanical response, this guy obviously heard it! It seems that the girl was finally aware of it, so she embarrassingly followed her companions and walked away.
Ke Bu dragged his suitcase and started walking. Ke Bu pondered about passing by the boy so that he struggled taking a step. The thought of controlling a subconscious action was somewhat embarrassing for Ke Bu.
“What, you came to ask for my name?”
“I was just thinking about asking if and when will you die,” Ke Bu retorted.
The boy did not get angry, he pondered: “About 50 years old.”
“Don’t answer so seriously!! And you’ve set yourself up dying too young!!” Ke Bu couldn’t help shouting.
“If you only have 20 years to live, then it’s not too short.”
“Don’t give my life a deadline!!” Ke Bu was a little powerless to refute.
“Zhi Li, so here you are!!” A boy from a distance called Zhi Li’s name and came running over. Ke Bu bitterly snorted and dragged his suitcase to leave.
Gong Zhu chased after him from behind: “I thought you were someone who does not admit defeat, being scolded like that by Zhi Li Daren, you actually let it go at that.”
Ke Bu tried to ignore him calling and curled his lips: “My instincts tell me that I should avoid unnecessary conflict.”
“What you said is so exaggerated. I think Zhi Li Daren looks very good to get along with.”
Ke Bu inexplicably sneered followed by his shoulders shaking after hearing what Gong Zhu said.
Soon afterwards, Gong Zhu coyly asked: “Well, um, what do you think about Zhi Li Daren?”
Ke Bu is not a fool. Generally speaking, behind this type of a simple problem lies an unusual heart. Ke Bu stopped then turned: “I don’t care if you like men; however, a word of advice for you, Zhi Li, this person, stay away from these kind of people; even better, it’s best not to encounter them. He will only take advantage of your girlish feelings.”
“You talk like you know a lot about Zhi Li Daren.”
“Just look at people more accurately.” After saying this sentence, Ke Bu left. This type of infatuation came at the cost of draining every bit of life that exists; moreover, he was a man. He is definitely not stupid. Ke Bu shook his head as he recalled some terrifying memories.
He just pushed open the dorm room door and a whiff of evil greeted him. Ke Bu caught a glimpse of a person’s silhouette, then closed the door shut. He took a deep breath then opened the door again. After proving that it was not an illusion, Ke Bu rolled his eyes toward the ceiling.
“That’s simply absurd.” Chu Haoyu said with a helpless look.
“That’s what I was supposed to say, what are you doing here?” Chu Haoyu, Ke Bu’s senior high school classmate, his head was full of eroticism causing his brain to no longer fit inside. It is such a waste of having such a fine and outwardly attractive human body. His dorm room was completely filled with posters of women with big breasts.
“This is my dorm room, where else should I be?” God loves cruel jokes. Why does one have to live with this damned thing? Ke Bu unzipped his suitcase and took out his clothes and groceries.
“Anyway, Ke Bu, do you think there is something different with me today?”
“I don’t want to know.” This is the first day of school, this is like a sign that something unfortunate will happen. Of all people, why does it have to be Chu Haoyu!
“I am not wearing underwear today,” Chu haoyu proudly said.
Ke Bu threw down the clothes in his hands, “I said I don’t want to know!”
“I heard it’s a good way of distributing male sex hormones. Too bad, all this time. I will go look for Zhi Li.” Zhi Li, Zhi Li again.
Ke Bu picked his clothes back up and looked up at the ceiling: “Zhi Li Daren, you are everywhere.”
The name Zhi Li, just like a mischievous perpetrator, soon afterward, wantonly penetrated into Ke Bu’s marrow.